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For decades, technologists have been erasing lives at scale through greed, negligence, and short-sightedness. Now you can satisfy your carnal desires through the same methods.
What is a life? Boiled down to its essence, it is time spent experiencing trial, triumph, suffering, and joy. Our patented time-wasting technology is a system optimized for wasting peoples' time through methods already employed by technologists today!
Put simply, we can calculate the value of life in time. With a little bit of code and a server rented for $5/mo, we can inundate the internet with useless content that wastes so much time in the lives of millions that it cumulatively amounts to 72 years, the average life expectancy of a human being.
We measure homicide in what we call Human Life Equivalent, or HLE. This means that you can indulge in the murder of children at a fantastic discount!